The Great Guthrie Shipwreck of 2012

Laskey, Tonya, Gabrielle & I took my sailboat out on Lake Guthrie yesterday for the craft’s maiden voyage. As a hat tip to the company present, the boat’s name (just for the day) was “The Beautiful Ton-Rielle.”

As you can see from this video, our first launch attempt was a smashing success:

As the boat was capsizing, I heard the bleak words of the Old Testament’s Job groaning bitterly in my head: As for man born of woman, his days are short and fiiiiiiiiilllled with trouble!

In the video you can hear Gabrielle’s deep concern about our maritime misfortunes. The good news is that, after this initial spill, we had an uninterrupted day of blissful, incident-free sailing and fun.

On the way home, to commemorate our adventures and to celebrate our success in having become rugged sailors, we got these tattoos:

Uh-oh, I don't think Firefox spellchecks these captions, and the spelling of Mississippi looks questionable...

“Gin & Tonic,” the yarest wayfaring damsels this side of the Mississippi

In a burst of creative splendor, Laskey fashioned a pipe out of a mushroom and a chopstick.

Sailor Jerry and Lil’ Skip

I didn't know we were smiling for this one.

Gloria, our server from the China Palace, was so impressed with Laskey’s pipe that she agreed to join us for a few pictures.

After dinner, the skies began contorting and darkening —like a yoga master in a tanning bed. The air was surcharged with ionic energy that we could feel tingling on our palms…. This picture renders just a fraction of the vanilla sky’s fey glory:

Vanilla Sky

When we got back to my place, we grabbed a guitar, climbed up onto the roof, and watched the electrical storm scorch the firmaments spectacularly. (I was too busy playing “I Love a Rainy Night” to take any pictures of that).

It was a gooooooooooooooooooood Memorial Day.


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7 Responses to “The Great Guthrie Shipwreck of 2012”

  1. Leah Says:

    I think the tan lines make you boys look even more rugged. Those are impressive sailor faces, as well Jerry!

  2. lacuenco Says:

    Yarrr!! This here be the tale that will go down in history!

    Thar be all manner o queer beasties in this here hold says I!

    Glad you guys are okay!

  3. skfraser Says:

    Sounds like you sailors had a “blast”! You’ll make an excellent Captain, sir!

  4. amuirin (@amuirin) Says:

    Dude. Update your blog.

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